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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 06:20

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Which branch of engineering is better: ECE or Civil?

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Thumbs down again.

What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

Gen X, millennials are about three times more likely than their parents to be diagnosed with appendix cancer, study finds - CNN

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Study finds creature that may hold the key to bring limb regeneration to humans - WKRC

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Who writes and reads novels nowadays?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

As a friend of Megan's who also watches Suits, would you advise her not to return to the show in order to protect her character's reputation?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

They put up a sign reading

How does someone start doing urban exploration?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

No way

How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So they tried

Catatonics & High Colonics

Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?