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Last Updated: 18.06.2025 06:20

Next, they tried...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Which branch of engineering is better: ECE or Civil?
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
What do you think of casting Emma Watson as the next James Bond?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
Loons and Moons
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Study finds creature that may hold the key to bring limb regeneration to humans - WKRC
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
What are the ten cars that make me no longer feel inferior?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Who writes and reads novels nowadays?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
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How does someone start doing urban exploration?
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
No way
How do I deal with autistic burnout/meltdown/shutdown when cooking?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Do you have pics of the wife making out with another guy?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
share office space ...
Where did Noah build the Ark? Was it in a desert or near water?